The Captain

insertion of the pointer finger in the -n-s, inducing climax. can only be practiced on males.
a little known fact, due to his debilitation from polio, fdr could only achieve climax through use of the captain. (too soon?)
– an upstanding term to describe a large bottle of captain morgan’s spiced rum.

– a man’s p-n-s
i called up the captain and said “please bring me my death in a gallon jug”. the captain abliged.
a small fly with a big hat who features in recent weebl & bob cartoons. he is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

favoured foods include cheese, sardines and t-rd snot pie. the captain has no need for biscuits.
“since when did farms need captains?” – weebl
a ponderous rogue that infuses the m-sses with the will to drink. many compare him captain hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.
“matt, did you get your captain on?”
“ughh… “(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)
see also captain magenta
“the captain has arrived”
the man who is a regular man by day but by night he is the master of b-tts-x. he loves romping on the booty sticking his stick right up in the back door. he wants everyone to be his first mate. he just wants the r-ct-m.
i’d captain her. this means id love to stick my manhood in her -ss.
the captain came over last nite. a man b-tt f-cked me last night
captain tenneal (aka the skipper): a crucial character/host on the most extreme elimination challenge (mxc). he brings a necessary balance to the game by exploiting his authoritative role and using his philanthropic abilities in his dialog to improve the human condition (usually at the expense of the game’s partic-p-nts). his mental salvos of motivational verse can really light a fire under players, encouraging them to push on… bringing structure and continuity and to the game.
(ct)”… well, what i’m trying to do is add a little levity because the tension is thick here between the meat handlers and the cartoon voice actors. uh, let’s meet some of the meat handlers. how many of you are filleters? and how many of you jerk your meat? show of hands, how many b-n-rs here? come on, somebody’s gotta be a b-n-r. and how many of you just like touching meat with your hands? ok, well let’s do some funny voices. you, chubby, get up. come on, come on, stand up and do one of your funny voices…come on!”

(man)- “huhhuh..well i’m a meat handler!”

(ct)- “i bet you are! hey, give him a round of applause. meat handlers, cartoon characters, we’re all people huh? so what do you say we all race down to the starting line.

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