The Carnival
its like a theme-park minus the health regulations, and ride regulations, and safety. but all the fun.
i want to come as close to dieing as possible. let’s go to the carnival
when your f-cking a girl doggy-style and you pull out of her, make sure she’s on her knees, grab her head and start spinning her around like a ferris wheel and j-zz in her eyes.
the other night me and my friends were walking around the block and on the corner we saw this african american black guy giving a girl the carnival of her life!!!
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