The Charles River
top definition
the charles river is a form of jungle juice that is made of roughly a half of bottle of everclear, a half litter of tequila, roughly 6 cans of light beer, a mixture of pink lemonade and yellow lemonade and some packets of sugar. it looks extremely nasty but it gets the job done. also if you throw a condom in the mix it will look like the charles river in boston.
guy1: dude, that jungle juice looks like the f-cking charles river
guy 2: dude, it is the charles river; it’ll get you f-cked up.
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