the chicken
aids, acquired immune deficiency syndrome
ben’s in hospice. he’s got the chicken.
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the godd-mn package. the object of your desire. you show me yours, i’ll show you mine.
all right, turn off your cellphones. fitzy’s got the chicken. check your weapons.
-frank costello, the departed
the act of bad positioning.
the chicken = out in no man’s land
a s-xual position in which one uses their elbows to jerk off to men while also performing oral s-x on a third man. the act resembles that of a chicken
dude sam totally gave us the chicken last night in the choir room, it was awesome
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