the chocolate drop and swap
after removing fiber from one’s diet, it is the act of expelling rigid fecal matter directly into another individual’s -n-s. for members of the same s-x, the act is only considered h-m-s-xual in nature if the r-ct-ms touch (intentionally or unintentionally). this act carries a moderate risk of inadvertently becoming a h-m-s-xual.
randy and i performed the chocolate drop and swap while hanging out last night. it was a close call, we came within about half an inch of accidentally becoming gay.
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