the chris christie
when you f-ck a girl in high waisted docker’s or cargo-shorts with only your c-ck out of the zipper, leaving the b-lls tucked in.
**modified cc is when you untuck the b-lls, leaving a drainage route for v-g-n-l secretions so as to not get the “glazed donut” on your freshly pressed & pleated docker’s.
we did the chris christie in a parking garage .
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