The Chrysler 300
losing control of your bowels on the way home from an event and using your front seat as your toliet as you pray to god to make it home. you know when this has happened to a car of yours if you see someone frantically scrubbing a “brown” spot out of their front seat.
the orginial event took place after a football practice where an “unidentified” man soiled his chrysler 300, hence giving it the name….. the chrysler 300
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