The Church of the Night Time Cat
the church of the night time cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical ‘cat of the night time’ (the night time cat). it is believed that the night time cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the ripper (e.g. s-xual -ssault, alcoholic poisoning and std’s) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake ids, pot and other illicit substances).
man 1 “may the night time cat watch over you as you sleep”
man 2 ” oh but i’m not a follower of the church of the night time cat”
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