The Cock


popularised by the jay and silent bob collection of movies, loving “the c-ck” adds the random the in front of the word.
dubya loves the c-ck

as opposed to:

dubya loves c-ck
glorification of c-ck, with “the” added for comical benefit.
for the more record- he loves the c-ck!
an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of p-ssion in their heart & soul–a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious l-b– unfold unto the inner lips and cl-toris and v-g-n-l juices of p-b-scent longing for something deep within
as she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the c-ck of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.
what i love, for sure
the c-ck is what i love
used to describe someone or something that is awesome, f-cking amazing, the sh-t, b-tchin’, narly, rad, spectacular, out of this world.
ashley- “you’re the c-ck!”
brittney- “no, you’re the c-ck man!”

“dude, this cheese cake is the c-ck.”
“man, your mom is the c-ck!”
something that clayton gl-ssman has one inch of.
clayton looooooooooves the c-ck!!!

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