The Coleman Theory
a scientific theory that any woman dressed in ugg boots also take college algebra. this theory has been studied widely across the united states in the past decade, gaining support even more in the past couple years. professor coleman’s theory can also be applied to the high school level as well. where it can be seen that most females from grades 10-12 who own, and regularly wear, a pair of ugg boots are taking cp leveled math cl-sses.
“hey man, what’s with all these b-tches wearing those boots with the fur in our math cl-ss?”
“the coleman theory bro, coleman theory”
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