The Console King
the name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the g-ds themselves! sometimes shortened to “tck” or just “the king”. the only known recipient of the t-tle was mathew leonard of england, who has had his t-tle challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.
mere mortal 1 – (to tck) “hey, wanna game of goldeneye 64”
mere mortal 2 – “you can’t challenge him…. he’s the console king!”
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