the crisco sleeve
lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.
see also the crisco glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.
i knew my r-ct-m was in for a beating when i came home and saw the jar of crisco and frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.
we tried the crisco sleeve last night. i thought his arm was going to come out my throat. he made it to the middle of his bicep before i had to let loose with the safe word. what a gape.
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