when you are about to c-m after doing a girl in the b-tt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then c-m in her b-tt-hole.
she’ll be sh-tting c-m-b-lls tommorow after i gave her the double fake out.
- the dirty mulholland
when a man fingers a woman, then slaps another man across the face, usually under the nose. particularly effective when the v-g-n- stinks or has an odour. smell: beer, yeast uncrusted. feel: gumnuts, or thoses little yellow b-lls found near peppercorn tree’s. the dirty mulholland. eww lad, u just did the dirty mullo!! yuck man, […]
- The Edrik
“the edrik” is perfection in it’s upmost level. it’s impossible to become “the edrik” but it is possible to be “the edrik”. once you are “the edrik” you are “the edrik” for life even if another edrik comes around. “the edrik” is also commonly considered a personality trait but in reality being “the edrik” doesn’t […]
the second in charge of enter the fayz and a once banned regular of gaiaphage who has been unbanned but is still loyal to his site enter the fayz. he is super funny a little crazy a known “stalker” but not actually dangerous at all. he is either liked or hated by pretty much everyone […]
- The Godley
when a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and m-st-rb-t-s whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers. all this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door. dude, i’m so wasted, i […]
- The Hunter
the hunter is a very mysterious figure that is extremely connected to team bowie (see team bowie). though it is for certain that the hunter and team bowie are connected, no one knows why. some say that the team themselves do not know why they are mentioned in the same breath as the hunter, but […]