The Crunch Zone
having a life total of 8 or lower in a magic the gathering game. alternatively, a player with 6 or more poison counters is also considered to be in the crunch zone.
“my new u/g infect deck is so sick, it puts you in the crunch zone by turn 4 max.”
person 1: “at that point i just started holding onto counters and hoping for some sick topdeck.”
person 2: “the crunch zone?”
person 1: “the crunch zone.”
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