The Dance


when you are at work and you have to sh-t extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. this is known as “the dance”
“dude, i was the only manager at work today so i couldn’t go to the bathroom, i was doing the dance!”

“man, i had to close the shop today because i was doing the dance so hard. once i got to the bathroom i force-fed that toilet”
slang for the men’s ncaa basketball tournement
do you think that utep will make it to the dance?

no, they lost 6 of their last 7
term used for meth by meth users in norcal.
tim: yo, you wanna do the dance tonight?
jim: nah fool you trippin.

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