The Daz
a neanderthol who has managed to escape evolution into a modern man. usual characteristics are crazy un-combed hair as well as pubic hair groth from the age of 6 years of age. the daz is also considered a very unintelligent species and often finds it hard to make sence of sentences therefore getting words mixed up. a daz’s favorite past time would include downing a whole bottle of jack daniel’s and exposing his naked p-n-s to all around as well as violently attacking his friends and abusing nhs paramedics usually using a phrase such as ‘get out of my house u f-#@king b-#ch!’
overall a daz is a resonably sedate species who makes friends easily and just as easily looses it’s temper. because of this they are usually the b-tt of a lot of jokes but usually take it in good spirit.
the many sayings of the daz:
‘f#-ken h-ll did you see them two planes??? the first one was flying!!!’
‘cheese burger with cheese please’
‘day ticket into town please’
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