The Devil’s Sneeze
when a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.
i was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies’ dresses. i almost ran into a tree because those were the best devil’s sneezes i have ever seen.
the devil’s sneeze was made into an iconic image when marilyn monroe had that picture taken.
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