The Dirty Shirt


any california male who smokes weed and eats fast food, which normally ends up on a clean shirt. the person then becomes the dirty shirt, and will deny he is dirty regardless of how much cr-p he has on himself. to prove his point he will continue to wear the soiled shirt for days on end.
i saw kurt in the garage smoking with matt, and yes, kurt is the dirty shirt tonight.

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