The Dizzy Gillespie
when you blow into someone’s -sshole until you create enough air pressure to shoot a t-rd back into your mouth.
“so my girlfriend wanted me to try somethin new last night – the dizzy gillespie. that’s black love!”
“i choked on dizzy gillespie!”
“oh, h-ll to tha naw!” – whitney houston
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