The Double Pumpkin
an act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the r-ct-m of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. the enlarged -sshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt t-tle of a “pumpkin.”
in this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.
julie approaches barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.
julie: last night steve and craig came over and jammed my b-m tenfold.
barbara: ah, got the double pumpkin, eh?
julie: total double pumpkin action.
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