The Josh
n.) a sentient ent-ty that has existed in many societies since the beginning of history. the josh is often cited for the extreme descriptions given of its amazing beauty, its gargantuan size, and the abject terror that it evokes. it is also widely reknowned for its dinosaur sized extricles, reports vary on how many exisit, ranging from 4 to 3,745. in 2005, the josh had an excruciating battle with chuck norris, which resulted in thousands of deaths. although defeated the josh swears revenge. this battle was later known as “hurricane katrina.” the josh is sometimes referred by other names such as death and cthulhu.
also likes puppies.
oh my g-d! it’s the josh! run!
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