The Dourif Scale


the scale on which someone’s coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 dourifs. 0 dourifs is average. named after the actor brad dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
dude, you know nick griffin? i’ve heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on the dourif scale.

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