The Farris Factor
a true miracle of the world, one of g-d’s own proto-types.
see: scott, batman, jesus, daddy scott
1. incredibly good looking. usually found surrounded by a group of girls but can sometimes be found laying back and reading a book. always there when you need someone to talk and can easily make you laugh. friends always come first.
2. possibly, and most likely the most amazing guy you will ever meet. he is p-ssionate, caring, funny, thoughtful, extremely handsome, and overly energetic! always h-rny, but does not think with his overly huge w-ng.
3. is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. he usually has a plan to do something to better the world, but spends a great amount of time playing captain-save-a-ho. liked by a lot of people and is very,very attractive.
girl one: gee last night guess who i hung around?
girl two: duh girl i already know everyone was hanging around the farris factor, he has a great personality.
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