The Dowry
when a chick gives you access to her -ss for s-xual purposes.
guy: last night was awesome. she let me put it in her -ss.
friend: bro, she gave you the dowry. she was thinking “oh sweetie, here is my father’s goat, a small calf, and my b-tt. let’s get married.”
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