a team of gay men that get together for s-x and drain each others b-lls.
i’ve been looking for two nice men to take care of my blue b-lls. i guess it’s time to hit the internet and call up the drain team!
- the leaking taco
when you are c-mming, and it leaks out of your p-n-s like sour cream out of a taco. “did you like your when i leaked out on u i mean the leaking taco, babe.”
- the nathan touch
an incurable social disease which leads to small d-ck syndrome “omg i just got the nathan touch i’am socially dead”
- the thanksgiving slasher
when you m-st-rb-t- into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner. joe: bro i gotta finish real quick. tyler: alright finish in the turkey so we can have the thanksgiving slasher for dinner. joe: right on bro!
- tissue angel
the remains after a man has m-st-rb-t-d and -j-c-l-t-d into a tissue or paper towel. dude, you knew i was coming over . you could have cleaned up all the tissue angels .
- t*t s*ckler
michael lewis speck. a grown boy who still suckles at his mom’s t-t. a grown male who doesn’t realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apr-n strings. a boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy. a boy who […]