The Droid
1. n. the end of evolution; the epitome of all that is technologically sound and perfect. a phone created by the motorola corporation in the summer of the year of our lord two-thousand and nine that has effectively ended the ability to invent anything but new “apps”, or “applications”, for said the droid. can do anything, for any reason, at any time.
2. n. (see god)
3. adj. used to describe something that is not only epic, but totally makes the b-tches cream their pantaloons.
4. adj. used to describe any one ent-ty/nonent-ty that is infantessimally better that the iphone.
5. v. the act of dominating another person place or thing entirely, on every level of their existence. (also see pwn)
1. carl: dude, is that the droid??
james: totally bro. i just got it today
carl’s girlfriend: james, could i possibly suck your d-ck?
james: sure. (turns to camera) thanks, p-ssy magnet app!!
carl: noooooooo!!! (cries like a b-tch.)
2. (from scripture) and the droid said, let there be light: and there was light.
3. steven: bro. did you see that lebron james cross-court drive?? that sh-t was the droid, son!!!
drew: yeah…(looks down)
steven: bro, did you just cream your pants?? i thought you were a dude!!!
drew: i haven’t always been a dude…
4. jason: s-x is the droid
modias: i don’t know, my iphone is pretty cool…
jason: f-g.
5. in call of duty: modern warfare 2, a major camper was trying to chill out with the intervention, but x w4rg4mer x totally the droid that f-g with one shot from an at4-hs.
a phone made by motorola and distributed by verizon. it was supposed to be the iphone killer but due to its horrible keyboard, unreliable sound, and spotty coverage, it failed miserably. in short, this phone is a complet and total fail.
i had the droid for one weekend before i realized how bad it was and returned it, payed the $30 restocking fee, and got an env touch
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