The Electric Wookie
show up in the bedroom wearing your party socks (completely naked except knee high white socks). as you are “loving” your lady friend from behind, slowly build up static electricity on the bedroom carpet. when she starts getting worked up and moaning loudly, you static electrify her nipples. her combination of the shock and moaning will let out the most glorious of wookie screams. unleash her inner wookie!
my gal has been really riding my -ss lately, but nothing the electric wookie can’t rectify.
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