The Elvis Presley
named after the cultural icon, elvis presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut b-tter and banana sandwiches, “the elvis presley” takes place when a male lubricates a female’s v-g-n- or -n-s with peanut b-tter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. this term was formed after an off-campus incident at rowan university in gl-ssboro, new jersey.
“yo man, i gave that b-tch the elvis presley last night… now she has salmonella!!”
when your girlfriend is hungry but you want a bl-wj-b.
you mash a banana in a jar of peanut b-tter, proceed to stir it around with your p-n-s.
you then use your p-n-s to spread it across her face like a b-tter knife. this should satisfy both your needs at once.
kaley: i’m hungry …
jacob: i want a bl-wj-b. give me that jar of peanut b-tter and a banana.
kaley: what?
jacob: you’re getting the elvis presley, beeoch, i hope you don’t have a peanut allergy.
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