The Enterprise
a s-xual position based on the shape of the starship enterprise from star trek. it is performed as follows: the girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. she bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual starship enterprise. her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the enterprise. the man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.
“last night i enterprised my virgin girlfriend. i realized that i boldly went where no man has gone before!”
note: it is often common to yell out during the act of performing the enterprise, “prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so.”
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