The Game (Hard Mode)
the game, on a higher difficulty level. the same basic rules apply:
1: by knowing of the game, you start playing.
2: you can never win, only lose.
3: you lose by thinking about the game.
4: upon losing the game, you must announce “i lost the game”, bringing every other player down with you.
5: once the knowledge of the game is p-ssed to you, you are always playing.
the alterations include:
1: upon loosing the game, you only have 15 minutes in which to think about it freely.
2: if anyone asks about the game, you must explain it to then in hard mode rules.
3: if, at any point, you see/think about/hear the number 47, you loose, regardless of any other rules in play.
random jerk: i made 47 dollars today. oh, sh-t, i forgot about…
surrounding populous: d-mn-it! i lost the game!
(and so the game (hard mode) spreads)
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