The Fixer
somebody who fixes everybodie’s problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers….the fixer is forever in the “friend” zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or -ssistance.
hey ( the fixer ) -cute girl calling-, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents’?
hey ( the fixer ) -another cute girl calling-, my bf is a douche and i need advice, you’re a good guy…can u give me advice???
hey ( the fixer ) -buddy calling-, i’m having trouble with my gf and i need advice…
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