The Freddy Kreuger
a s-xual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to -j-c-l-t- into their open hand. once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh -j-c-l-t- into their face.
this technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:
i got you in your dreams!
or
1-2 i just came on you.
jacqueline p-ssed out early last night so i gave her the freddy kreuger. then i was like, 1-2 i just came on you.
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