the flavours


the pleasant mixture of crumbs, spices, and other flavours that stick to the fingertips of your crisp-eating hand during crisp-eating. the flavours are often very strong. many people find licking the flavours from their fingertips to be the highlight of crisp-eating.
“now that you’ve finished your packet of crisps, enjoy the flavours!”

“woah, those flavours were so intense, they made me wince!”

crisp-eater 1: “i’ve just had a packet of damagin’ kettle-chips, but i’ve got a sensitive molar.”
crisp-eater 2: “ooh, yeah, be careful when you lick off the flavours pal!”

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