The Flying Fernando
to jump off of a chair onto a chick’s nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.
julio gave guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, “ijole que la chingada!”
Read Also:
- The Great Cock Biter
also known as the c-cknibbler, or ibityourd-ck, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it’s evil and sl-tty works. it is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the p-n-s from their pants and undergarments, and says the […]
- the great indoorsman
a person who stays inside harry’s chocolate shop (a bar at purdue university) from open (11:30am) to close (3:00am). harry’s chocolate shop is the home of the saying “go ugly early”… a saying used to get into the former speakeasy in the bas-m-nt. the aeros at purdue organized an event and many became considered the […]
- The Jakey Paint
when painting over badly chipped nails to look cl-ssier. “ew hazel you can’t go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!” “i have no time ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?” “quick jakey paint in the taxi will sort you out” “ahh […]
- the kingpin wrecking crew
a most incredible band fusing funk, blues, rock, hip-hop, and a few other things for good measure. did you see the kingpin wrecking crew show? that was crazy.
- The Overlook
1. the evil hotel from the shining 2. can refer to any place that is haunted, evil, or just flat out sucks in someway. 1. danny: why don’t you want to go to the overlook? tony: i just don’t! 2. guy: let’s go to the bar this weekend? girl: h-ll no, that place is the […]