The Jakey Paint
when painting over badly chipped nails to look cl-ssier.
“ew hazel you can’t go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!”
“i have no time ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?”
“quick jakey paint in the taxi will sort you out”
“ahh the jakey paint, what a life saver”
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