The Franchise


n. 1. nickname given to a player so money that he is vital to his team n. 2. dave porter
did you see the franchise throwin up ton-eighties at the carpool last night?
1) more than a man… or so he thinks. however strong, smart and good looking, the franchise is nothing compared to his girlfriend.
the franchise likes to believe he has a large p-n-s.

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