The Freidster


a male in his mid 20’s, who has a large group of friends due to his ability to get front row tickets to any lakers game, concert, or awards show… is always surounded by gorgeous woman, who wouldnt touch him with a ten foot pole… usually found in rich suburbs cruisin in a brand new mercedes, blasting mo money mo problems, but the edited version because he got it at the borders at the pv mall…
who is that guy with all those hot blondes? he must be a the freidster

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