The Gay Stranger
when you dangle your p-n-s over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your d-ck is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.
“oh my g-d, i gave myself the gay stranger last night, and i swear to g-d it felt like i was giving an hj!”
it is someone thats in lost in a strange city and is looking for information. where to find accommodation and al the info about a town.
are you the gay stranger in town, maybe i can help you to find some accommodation or provide other information.
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