The Glide


the glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. as a guy is p-ssing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. during this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her -ss.
“that creepy guy just walked by me and did the glide.” – any girl at a bar on any night ever.

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