The Glome
a cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to b-ms. also known to create psychedelic art / literature.
the glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli
x: what?
the glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as i biked home
2. i kept being distracted by attractive women
3. i lost all of my groceries
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