the glove


to give some one the glove is basically to screw them over or put them in a compromised position. also it can be used when someone has been given a task requiering much manual labour. the glove can be given to anyone at anytime for anything. it can also be used like this: “i’ve been gloved”.
frank: looking at a huge pile of bricks he must move says” “i think i just got handed the glove”

frank: i’ve been gloved.

boss: i’m gonna give u the glove.
push your fist into the -n-s, then slowly stretch out your hand like you would in a latex glove
chelsea says fisting is nothing till youve felt the glove
the glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. he is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.
i believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!
a rubber, or condom, or prophylactic.
and abbreviation for gaylove.
used to b-tch slap those that are deserving of such treatment.
resident pit b-tch and or pillow biter.
sven’s personal -ss-istant and hand warmer
i can’t get no love unless i’m wearing theglove.
defn: another name for the game plan for a night. the plans for any situation.

derived from the nickname of longtime nba player, gary payton, whose nickname is the glove, and whose initials are gp. gp = game plan or gary payton = the glove.
roommate 1: hey man, what’s the glove for tonight?

roommate 2: let’s drink some beers, watch american gladiators, then go to the bar.

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