Tokyo


in every d-mn anime or j-panese show, this city is always destroyed either by (a) g-dzilla, (b) some other mutant or demon, (c) a freak natural disaster, (d) some sort of evil spiritual energy, (e) mecha, or (f) some evil madman.
in the year 3324, tokyo was h-t by yet another demonic ent-ty that levelled the city for the 401,000,267,459,350,198th time.
1) most expensive place to live in asia
2) largest city and capital of j-pan
tokyo is the best, craziest, fastest, safest (relatively), city in the world. it is indeed a m-ssive disorganized sprawl, and extends out forever into saitama, chiba, yokohama, and even further to the west. the inner city has about 8 million people, then 12 million in the greater tokyo area. the total conurbation population is as large as 33 million. however, to sort up all this mess is the world’s best public transportation system.
yo i was rollin down dogenzaka slope in shibuya picken up mad j-panese girls.

i was smokin weed and listenin to underground bands the other day in shimo-kitazawa.

roppongi has too many d-mn foreigners for my taste.

harajuku is where all the crazy fashion is; ie, 14 year old girls dressed up like gothic maids.
contrary to popular belief, tokyo is the “greatest city in the world.” it is, by far, the most hectic, electric, and eclectic city in the universe, no matter what parisians, londoners, or new yorkers say.
tokyo is approximately 50 years ahead of any other city in the world when it comes to technology, transportation, and flat-out greatness.
adj; meaning very awesome, or it can be used to add an extreme connotation to a positive adjective.
“did you go see that new racing movie?”
“yea man, it was tokyo cool!”

“how’d you like that party last night?”
“it was fun, but i wouldn’t call it tokyo.”
world’s busiest city,neon lights, hip cats, mega towers, and a rowdy subway.
biggest, funkiest, most thrilling place in the east
capital of j-pan.
everything about the city is modern, from the buildings, fashion, people, even food.

this is where many j-panese want to end up living in.
if asia were a country, tokyo could be the capital city of the whole place.

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