The Goon


a bad-ss mobster hitman based in dark horse comics who just runs around kicking the sh-t outta people with his side kick frankie
did you read the new the goon last night it was bad-ss

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  • the honey dip and whip

    when a man places his genitals in a jar of honey and proceedes to slap a woman or a, “hood rat”, across the face. eman: yo, where’s pr-ck at? dave: he said hed be here sooner but he had to give dis ho the honey dip and whip! eman: word.

  • The hot plate

    you put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it. the hot plate. if jeff anderson had set up the saran wrap in “zach and miri make a p-rno”, he would’ve had a nice hot plate.

  • the house cat

    a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her -n-s to a second party who is sleeping soundly. should the second party fail to arise, the “house catter” firmly presses his or her crusty -n-s against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but […]

  • The Jackie

    the action of moving your leg so that your foot hits the ground in a repet-tive, tapping motion in order to create a steady noise while attempting to exemplify the behavior of one under the influence or lacking of brain cells. while jackie was inebriated at the party, people began to hear a strange, yet […]

  • The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

    when a girl is eating out your -ss and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell “surprise!!!” bradley decided he was going to break it off with kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the kaluha mudslide surprise…that dirty b-st-rd.


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