the hairy bird
1) like wow, this is bad.
2) an awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. inventor of increadible sayings such as “none of your flopsy bunnies” and “up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush”.
3) a bird that is hairy (oh, like you couldn’t figue that one out yourself!)
example 1#
sally: have you seen the hairy bird?
jane: up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!
example 2#
this really eats the hairy bird.
the thing that’s used to jab at the bearded clam.
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