The Jellyfish


an in-experienced form of foreplay. handjob gone horribly wrong.
the jellyfish: when a female gently plucks the head of an erect p-n-s using her forefingers and thumb in an upwards motion. this resembles a jellyfish swimming. it is also an extremely unsatisfying act.

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