The Hellen Kellar
a person who is sleep walking
my room mate was sleep walking last night so i drop kicked that h-llen kellar looking mother f-cker and he fell dome piece first to the floor and tried reading the floor with his hands like the h-llen kellar would if she was drunk.
when a girl is giving u a bl-wj-b and u pull out right before you c-m and u put your baby yogurt in each eye and ear so that she can no longer see or hear, you then reinsert you semihardon back into her mouth so she cant talk and make her rub your herpes riddled ball sac as if she is reading brail
yo i gave that b-tch the h-llen kellar lastnight, she was so def, dumb and blind she had no idea what was goin on
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