The Hellen Keller

during the course of oral s-x, -j-c-l-t- into the young ladies eye causing her vision to be impared, then smack her in both ears immediatly after causing her to briefly loose her hearing, and causing the sound of ringing in her ears. this will cause the illusion of the historical figure helen keller who was blind and def.
hey have you ever dated a handicapped person?
-no i have not have you?
not quite but i gave my date the h-llen keller last night!
noun, usually used as a verb. the h-llen-keller is when you are hooking up with a woman who has large br–sts, and you bury your face in the middle of them, wrap her br–sts around your hears and continue to yell…… “i can’t hear you!!!! i can’t hear you!!!!
” i just gave that girl the h-llen keller, and i woke up her dog.”

“i’m mad because that guy gave me the h-llen keller, and he woke up my dog who doesn’t usually sleep well.
when a man is getting a bl-wj-b from a woman and instead of the tradtional “on her knees” style, he is reversed so his n-ts-ck is now on her eyeb-lls, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because h-llen keller was blind. also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. after she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed the h-llen keller.
kevin: boy, i could sure dish out a good ol’ h-llen keller right about now.

rodi: oh boy! the h-llen keller? my favorite!

kevin: well in that case, let the h-llerin’ begin.