The Holy Trinity

the name given to the trio of lily loveless & the twins megan & kathryn prescott, who played the characters ‘naomi’, ‘katie’, & ’emily’ respectively in the tv teen drama “skins”.
used by fandom peeps whenever the three are seen together.
the holy trinity looked hot in that episode!
three sh-ts a day for three consecutive days. this is the modern day stigmata, with g-ds presence p-ssing through the blessed. one may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this g-dly movement/movements.

the holy trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) there must be three sh-ts produced in one day. these must occur on three different sittings. this is referred to as a trifecta.

2) one must achieve 3 consecutive trifectas to complete the holy trinity.

3) the sh-ts must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a trifecta.

4) the over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 sh-ts, will result in instant disqualification.

5) purposely ‘locking off’ during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.

6) thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a trifecta or the holy trinity.
1)yes, a trifecta… 2 more days of this and i will be holier than thou. bring on the holy trinity!

2) oh my g-d chelsea, as i looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, i knew that today would be the day i would achieve the holy trinity.

3) chelsea said, ‘check out chris’s instagram… he’s done it! he’s doc-mented the holy trinity.’

4) did you hear that chelsea also achieved the holy trinity… i didnt think she had it in her.
the trio of the most powerful women in hiphop music. nicki minaj, beyonce knowles, rihanna. this trio has slayed the chart since the beginning of their respective career.
girl 1: do you like nicki, beyonce, or rihanna?
girl 2: i love the holy trinity!!
when you’re really depressed about something and nothing you try to do can make you feel better, you…
-take a shot of the cheapest vodka locally available
-chase it with a shot of captain morgans
-chase that with a whole beer (preferably bought by someone really sketchy at a local gas station)
john: dude, my girlfriend dumped me today for my best friend.
creepy stranger: sh-t man that sucks, you want me to go into that arco and buy you some natty ice so you can get the holy trinity on tonight?
the holy trinity of weed is the three basic things one might have while smoking. weed, a lighter & visine or other eyedrops. if you have those three, you can pretty much smoke anywhere with anything (pipe, blunt, bong etc) and the eye drops are for stopping redness in the eyes. mostly in backpacks of high school students.
jim: bro, i wanna smoke before cl-ss/
joe: we should throw fives. but how are we gonna get it fast?
jim: its cool. marks got the holy trinity in his backpack.
(fist b-mp)
the s-xual achievement in which a 3 s-xual acts are performed on the same day.
the father: s-xual intercourse
the son: a bl-w j-b
the holy ghost: masturbation
steve: dude! i achieved the holy trinity!
jim: no way! lucky f-cker!