The Home Row


a s-xual act where the man places his hands upon the girls “pleasure spots” and types out the following

lolz, you don’t know what i’m typing. but i bet your glad that i took keyboarding in high school. and with that said you will -rg-sm caps lock now sp-ce, sp-ce, sp-ce, sp-ce, sp-ce, enter, enter, enter, enter
1. dan: dude i totally made this girl asdfjkl;

lee: give her the good ol’ home row?

dan: fo sho

2. jim: the girl was asking for the home row. but i didn’t know it. so dan had to step in

andrew: rofl rofl rofl lol lol lol hyphen >.<

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