the jump off


adj. the best, the shiznit, it gets no better than this, the pinnacle
i love my new computer. its the jump off!
anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.
yo, what’s the jump off? my name’s paul

or

yo, tonight the jump off is the wu-tang concert
the side chick
puffy is dissing kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

i can’t wait to be the jump off of brett michaels

tiger is my jump off b-tch
when something fantastic happens that will enable for more good things to happen in the future

as seen in the song “the jump off” by plastic little
a 40 and and a blunt… that’s the jump off
shawty had a gun and a block ’bout to rob the chinese shop, while she’s suckin’ my c-ck… now that’s a two part jump off
a woman who will have s-x and perform s-xual acts with any man and his friends
“shorty let me, my man, and my man’s man hit it! she’s the jumpoff!!!”
the beginning of any event.
yo, where’s the jump off? when’s the jump off?

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